Archive for May, 2008

Saturday Night

May 31, 2008

Yesterday wanted to blog but too tired liao. Sleep like a pig. Must have snored hahahaha. Anyway today im going to st james Movida with the lads and my colleagues, Hope will be fun. Will update on this hopefully on sunday if i dun get a hangover.

Not much mood to blog today, will not be going out till evening. Wah damn tired man. Maybe i should sleep some more? But if sleep i will waste my weekend hahaa. Aiya fark it lah, i go sleep liao bye!

Sunday Soccer – Time To Say Goodbye

May 29, 2008

Every Sunday i will meet the lads for soccer. At the start we had quite a number of people. About 16-18, which is quite a lot since its all people we know. Attendance was good, and we had a number of friendly games now and then. Was really building up my fitness and ready for some soccer league or something. That was last time…

Nowadays people coming for sunday soccer have been dwindling. It have become like a ”kick for fun” type of soccer. Yes, first and foremost kicking soccer must be fun, can’t agree more. Eh but why no friendly games? Its like we already accepted the fact to go clementi kick soccer every sunday, then after that wipe backside liao go home. When you do something, and there is no competition, i say why waste time ?? Fun and competition can be mix together, its how you adjust both to compromise. Another thing is, if now we always just kick like that, whats the point we have jersey? Whats the point Youjun took pains in drawing the logo? If i wanted to kick for fun i dun have to go to clementi leh. So damn freaking far. I don’t care what you people think, but its too far for me. Petrol u pay for me huh? If u don’t then dun say i drive then can go even pulau tekong to kick. You know how tired is it to go to clementi in the morning, kick for awhile and sometimes meet some farked up people (read: brainless people who kick soccer like play netball) while kicking and then still need to drive home. Don’t come and talk cock to me and say what kick with friends its ok, u try do it, consistent for 1 year then come talk to me. If not then fark off. I’ve already complain a zillion times, no changes.

Anyway i have already said a few times i want to quit liao. Cause i don’t want to be committed in something i don’t believe in. I’m not a follower, you guys know that, i think its right or best for me, i will just do. So yes, i am going to just be a ”Chenghan” type of player.

The other reason that i decided was that i will be playing for my company from July. All the league games are on sunday so i doubt i have the time. When they ask me yesterday, i did think, hmmm then my soccer team how if i join this league then i no time for them. But fark it, nobody bothers so i decided to agree with them yesterday.

Please don’t tell me that sunday kickabouts with u guys i can see you all etc.. I can meet you all anytime, even on weekdays, its only if you want to make the effort.

So yes, im going to get lambast. Aiya dunno lah hahaha, just relax lah. You all still my bestest friends lah, dun cry.

Istanbul? Is This Mister Boon?

May 28, 2008

Ok this is going to be short, but since this incident made me laugh my ass off, im going to write it for memories sake.

A few of us went to Wala Wala a few months back. Wala Wala is a pub in Holland village. Its like a chill out place. I think that day got Zhiwei, Chenghan, Guowen, Gabriel, Youjun and me.

The tv there was playing Liverpool versus AC Milan Champions league final which was at Istanbul. Then a group of angmo girls seated in front suddenly turn around and talk to Guowen. Ok this is what i heard from the lady’s mouth : ” Are you Mister Boon?” Hahahahahahahahaahaha. I tell you, im laughing while writing this all right.

Then after their conversation we all damn excited, then we ask Guowen ”wah girls wanna know u ah”. Then i can remember his cock face defending himself saying ” she ask me, is this istanbul? (referring to the game on tv)” HAHAHAHAa. So we keep suan him that ”dun bluff” etc…

Hahahaha really funny friends i have.

3 Wishes

May 28, 2008

If you had 3 wishes what would it be? Ever thought of this? But cannot say i want 1000 more wishes lah, the Genie will say ”Mai childish lah!” hahaha.

Many people will wish for these 3 things, namely : Money, Health (includes being handsome or pretty) and happiness. I would too, and i am God damn sure everyone would too. But are these 3 things what you really want in life? Yes? Or did the media, or the way society potray it that make you wish for these 3.

Health. If you wished for good health and live for 100 years. You would slowly see your love ones 1by 1 pass away. Would you be happy? I bet you, you would not. When people are old, they dun fear death, in fact many wanna die, cause when you are old even walking is difficult. Maybe you could change your wish a little, like i wanna leave to 100 but still be fighting fit then hahaha. But when you’re fighting fit, you never wanna die and if you never die you will stay in this sad world. And who knows what will the world become to?

Money. How much money is enough? 1 million? 1 billion? If you had 1 million, you would want 10 million and then 100 and then the cycle never ends. When you chase something which never ends, then you will never be satisfied. That’s why drugs is such a scary thing, it never ends.

Happiness. I wonder how can someone always feel happy. If you have not feel sad, how would you know how to be happy. If you have never touched cold water, how would know the water is hot. That is why one can never always feel happy or sad.

So what would i wish for you wonder? I would wish for Felicia Chin to be my wife! Hahahahaha. No lah, siao ah. At this time of my life, i would wish for these 3 things (might change when i get older, people change you know) :

1) My mum to have more happy than sad times for whatever time she have left in this lifetime.

2) For people close to me to not have any financial problems. For example, having a stable job or having a chance to have a good career. But if the people close to me screw this chance up then also bo pian lah.

3) Felicia Chin to be my wife wahahahaahahaha. Kkk joking joking. My last wish would be that people will remember me for who i am, and forgive any shortcomings that i had. I hope that people will appreaciate i cross their path in their life. And everyone will be truthful to me like how i will be truthful to them.

Yes, you might think that, ”Nabei! Randy dun siao kian me lah, you think you Jesus huh? So kind hearted” No im not kind hearted, but take a moment from your hectic life, stop and think, i bet you people who are reading my blog (read: people close to me), will definitely wish for something very similar to me. Maybe Junyuan will wish that he is Alan Shearer lah, or Guowen will wish that Fiona Xie is his wife or Chenghan will wish that he really very smooth or Ryan will wish that he is the Rock hahahaahaha. I hope you all don’t! =)

Anyway today is wednesday, and hopefully this weekend is going to be fun. Friday play basketball, though until now we no ball lah, i mean basketball! Hopefully Guowen can find 1. Then sat go Movida (St james) to celebrate Guowen bday. Hmmm yes Guowen bday again hahahahahahaha. So i think Guowen will drunk ba, though he seem to level very fast nowadays. And he damn smooth, yah need to say this again, Guowen nowadays damn smoooooooth.

And must add 1 more thing, H-two-O Drink now coffeeshop sell $1.50. WAH LAU EH!

In The End, It Doesn’t Even Matter

May 26, 2008

Haha dunno what topic to put, then just thought of this linkin park song then i give only. Anyway if you guys realise normally i don’t blog on friday, saturday and sunday. Ok sorry, but normally from friday night till sunday night is the time i cherish the most. Because 1 whole week work liao, if friday saturday and sunday you don’t play then you going to feel sorry about yourself. Sorry mates, for not writing during the weekends.

Anyway friday i went Dragonfly (again), nothing special happen lah. Same story. But i enjoy myself though haha. Saturday i met up with the lads. We wanted to watch soccer together, in the end could not find a coffeeshop which had the game on live. So we went to our favourite void deck near shell to slack and talk cock. The good thing about my group of friends and I is that, whatever topic you wanna talk sure got people will have some inputs and actually from these conversation you learn a lot. For example, that day i learn about Einstein and about the galaxy hahaha.

Some tidbits of life to add, inflation is obviously killing lots and lots of people. Petrol is damn freaking expensive, last time i pump full tank around 50 bucks, now full tank 60 bucks. Very xiong liao. That day go drink lemon tea at coffeeshop, last time drink $1, now $1.40, shock the hell out of me until now i still complaining. I remember during Nov i already say about the recession and inflation thingy. I did not expect it to come so fast lah. Anyway i hate to say this but – I TOLD YOU SO! But i guess everyone also expected that lah wahahaha…

The other thing is i hope that the sufferings of the Sichuan victims will end. Especially to the children and elderly.

End Of The Season

May 23, 2008

As many of us are soccer fans thus you all have realised that it is the end of the season for the major countries. There will be no more competitive football till June 7, this is when the Euro competition kicks off. I have check the timing of the kick-offs, it is 12midnight and 2.45am, 2 games a day. You can imagine a lot of people will be half dead going to work during this time. Guess i will be 1 of them. Ehhhh but my beloved England is out hahaha. What the hell! But i have already decided to support Portugal… Why? Cause they got my favourite Ronaldo mah hahaha. I think that’s the only reason ba, who else can i support? Italy? No way, boring football, hate it. Netherlands? Nono, they are simply over rated. Spain? Maybe, but don’t really fancy them. Germany? Nah, boring football and fark face Ballack hahahaha.

Going back to the CL final, i guess some neutrals and Chelsea supporters have been saying that they were the better team and the ref sided Manchester United. But wait, we were there for the taking mates, why didn’t Chelsea eat us up? John Terry could just win it for Chelsea but he flunk his pk. Why why why? All year round, we scored the most goals, and conceded the least. I say we were the best team in England and Europe. Remember what i said previously, it’s a FACT. In the final we had 59% to 41% possession, first half we had so many chances. Second half? To quote Kaili ” You all playing like liverpool leh.” Can’t agree better. But i think extra time quite hard fight, but i cannot deny the fact that Chelsea’s midfield led by Ballack was superb. Carrick was shite as usual. Scholes was all right, Hargreaves to me played very well. Rooney was also shite hahaha, but its ok lah, his passion very high, i like. Regarding the ref, i don’t think he had a very good game, i would say he had a super average game. And yes i agree he sided Man U in some cases. But i think there were no major incidents for example penalty not give etc. Anyway WE are the double CHAMPIONS. Eat that suckers!

I hope next few months my life will have more excitement, cause i think everyone exams over liao. And Alan also found a good job. I also hope that we can have friendly matches. Tmd dunno how long never play friendly liao, i forget how the goal post look like lor.

But June should be fun lah, Youjun bday 6 june and Alan bday 16 June, eh but Alan bday i not in Singapore whahaa. Sorry Alan hahahaha.

Guess Who’s Back

May 22, 2008

Yup I’m back and i think most of you also know liao lah haha. Anyways i did not update my blog while in Hongkong was because i was too tired. Sorry lads.

I think i mention till the 2nd day, i think i could cut the summary of the Hongkong trip short. Cause it was just shopping shopping and more shopping. Walk until my leg wanna break lor. Really not what i like for a holiday, cause as everyone knows im not much of a shopper.

So im back, though a bit miss the care free time in Hongkong but everyone needs to come back to reality. Touch down to Singapore at about 9pm. Already quite tired, as i did not sleep much in the plane. Due to a young girl sitting beside me who was like crying for the whole plane trip. Wah liao, kids~~~ After i touch down i went home to unpack my bags and the things i bought as i had to wait for Gabriel to return me my car before i could go out. Gabriel reach my house at about 11pm, then we went on to meet Adrian at 1130pm. Had dinner/ supper with them then we headed to fetch Adrian’s friend and headed to Yishun to watch the man u vs chelsea final with Guowen and Kaili.

I do not think i have to elaborate much on the game, as i think many of you stayed up and watch too. A funny thing happen though when manchester united captains Rio and Giggs lifted the cup. Someone from dunno which flat above the kopitiam shouted very loudly hahahahaha. It was like he won the cup himself hahaha. Quite funny lah, cause so late in the night liao. We are the CHAMPIONS, and rightly so. En Route we did not lose a single game, we have the top scorer in Ronaldo and most IMPORTANTLY, the linesman did not help us score a goal wahahahaha. Can’t help it mate, had to have a dig at the damn scousers (people who live in liverpool for the benefit for those who do not know).

Liverpool are a team of yesteryear, its a fact. The new ERA is about Manchester united and Chelsea. Its also a fact, look at the results in the past 5-6 years. The EPL is also the best league in the world, this is also a fact. I dare say spanish and italian league are no where near now. Yes, its because of the money the clubs have, but its a fact. One day, Manchester united will fall, just like liverpool. That’s life, its always a cycle. So let’s just soak in the atmosphere while we can.

So tomorrow back to work liao, hope it will be good haha. Oh and tomorrow Cch will be back right haha. Let’s see what we will be up to tomorrow then. Until then byeeeeeeee~

Hongkong

May 18, 2008

All right guys, never had time to blog. Time to tell you all a bit about this trip. Reach Hk at about 3pm on saturday. The airport not very fantastic lah if compared to Singapore. Quite normal airport. Anyway the plane was rather screwed up, turbulence like siao, the plane ride was as bad as the air stewardess. To top it off i got to sit with unknown person, cause of the seat arrangements. From the airport we took a cab to the hotel. Then the cab uncle try to converse with me in Chinese. But i cannot really make out what he say lah. I only know 1 part he say he go Singapore before, and the yu dou mee fen very good. WTF! I Singaporean also dunno yu dou mee fen good leh hahahaha. And he fetch us to the wrong hotel hahaha.

First day never do much, went to some sort of night market. Like bugis like that lah. Then i bought a shirt for Zhiwei and a tie for Junyuan. For myself i bought 2 shirt. Actually nothing much to shop at the night market, partly also damn crowded. Today went to ocean park, also nothing much cause i dun really fancy amusement parks. Normally when i go overseas i like to see how they do business and what is their culture. Found out from 1 of the night market stalls that they rent the space for about 12k a month. The pattern all is like bugis. The rental is quite expensive, but still a lot of traffic.

In Hongkong is nothing much to do, its always shop shop shop. So i dun think i will talk much about what i do in Hk. Rather i want to blog about somethings i realise about HK. Firstly, Hongkong can really win the 1 of the most polluted countries in Asia hahahaa. Farking polluted can, the air is really quite bad in my opinion lah. Secondly, a condo in Hongkong cost on the average 2million Sing dollar (lousy 1 leh). This means property prices is really really hot. Another interesting thing is, their condo all very high rising. From what i see like 30-50 stories lor! No joke man. 3rd thing, Hong kong people getting more and more rich. To be honest, a lot of people drive, and not your normal cars ok. I always see mercs, bmw, and sports cars. Dunno their people there do what 1 lor. A lot of youngsters drive also hahaha. Fourthly, they tmd rude. You thought Singapore people is rude, wait till u meet a Hongkong person. Sometimes really piss me off, and i had to control my anger.

I dun understand why they under british rule for so long, but their english not so good. I mean at least for those people i have met so far lah. Wah piang, really cannot believe it man.

But Hongkong also got their good things lah, in fact they are very similar to Singapore. Very very similar i would say. Standard of living especially. Rude people also hahahahhaa. Their mrt also very similar. Buses also.

Tomorrow will be going for more shopping, hope able to get somethings for everyone, especially Guowen lah. Pray ok Ah Boon!

First Day In Hongkong

May 18, 2008

Sorry mates never have time to blog. In Hongkong now and damn tired. Damn hectic and rush day and i have not much settled down.

Once settle down will update things ok, cheers!

Last Paper

May 14, 2008

Tomorrow will be my last paper, principal of management. Work have been more and more due to me taking leave for my exams. And due to exams, your mind would be more worried and focus on exams rather than work. So the work would then pile up. Hopefully tomorrow’s paper is not so difficult, not very prepared man God damn it.

Don’t know what to blog about cause also sort of no mood hahaha – as usual. Okay, let’s talk about bits and pieces of stuffs. Every morning when i go to work, i need to take the highway (CTE) or through Lornie road. If i take CTE i would not have to go through any traffic light, thats the pros. The con is that i need to pay erp. And its bloody hell 6 bucks. But if you take Lornie, though you need now pay, but the distance is much longer. Both roads are damn bloody jam. Jam as in bumper to bumper kinds. So you pay road tax and erp but still get the sickening jams. If you all still cannot imagine how bad is this, then i can give you a scenario. I open window smoke, smoke finish liao i think i move 10metres only hahahahaa. So normally whenever i drive in the morning i really damn fed up. In the evening when you are tired, don’t even mention!

What i suggest is to add another lane on the high way. You all have driven on the CTE before, the space are wide enough to have an additional lane. 2nd, disallow vans, bus, lorries from using the centre and right lane. Come’on we also have bus lanes, don’t tell me everything to their advantage? Vans and lorries block the view of the cars behind them. Thus the cars behind will have to brake unnecessarily, creating a jam.

Thirdly, we can have more ways of using the erp. E.g, if 1 week, 5 weekdays Car A uses the CTE and kanna the erp. Then they should be charge more, base on the fact that they are suppling more to the jam than others. So if Car A uses the cte for the first time of the week, then it will be charged say $2, if second time then $3, so on and so forth.

Building more highways would also definitely help, but i know its not that easy for that. But we got budget surplus what!!! And all the smart ass scholars can’t think of ways to curb all these problems meh? Oh i forgot, they like to go by the book. Suckers.

In Singapore, we are ”yes” man. Your mum tell you must study hard, you say yes. Your teacher say do homework, you say yes. Your governemnt say dun litter, you say yes. Your boss say do 10 projects, you say yes. Yes Yes Yes. Japan is also ”Yes” man, but they are way smarter.

In this place i call home, a lot of funny things can happen everyday. Tissue paper on tables to ”chop” places, when you ask them ”why you do that?” they will reply you in the tone whereby they blame others ”people do i do lor.” – Herd mentality.

But if you really want to know more funny things, just join the army. The biggest company in Singapore. The accounting of this ”company” is bad. The people inside? Worst. In fact, from the camp i came from, you can’t even describe the senior officers, cause they do NOTHING. And when someone does nothing, how are you going to judge him/ her. Hahahahaaa.

Ok actually just a load of crap im talking about. Please don’t sue me for this. Hmmm even if i get sued also n one will know lah, it won’t be on the papers ;)