Kim Jio Bin ( Banana Face )

By Randy Lim

Hahaha, yes some of you are laughing, you know whats coming right. This is a secondary school story. I was not present (i tried ok). But it is quite funny and stupid story. I can only write what i can piece together, so if the man in the story wanna add any comments, please let me know.

During our sec 1 and sec 2 days, we always go time zone. During our sec 3 and 4 thereafter we always go Golden Village fun land. Why ? Because legend has it that, small time gangster go timezone, when you promoted or know more people then you will dare to go funland. So while in rome, we’ll live like the romans. Sounds stupid, but secondary school what the hell you expect hahaha.

On 1 fateful day, Guowen and Zhiwei went to timezone. While the rest of us stayed at home. I forgot why we didnt go, but there suppose be only 1 reason – GIRLS! hahahaa. Ok anyways, in the arcade usually we only play 1 game. Its called Virtua Striker, nearly every version we also good at it. And i mean really good. Stringing those unbelievable number of wins. So Guowen was playing virtua striker and a young man challenge him. When the game left about 10 seconds and Guowen was leading 1-0, Guowen had a throw in. He didn’t press throw straight away, cause he wanted to waste time (which was quite lame, cause by his standards he would have won anyways). So the young man can be heard spewing vulgarities. Just to add, all along while Guowen was playing, Zhiwei was standing behind him.

The virtua striker machines is position this way. The challenger would not sit beside each other. They will sit opposite each other. If you been to arcades you will get the picture. So when the virtua striker game ended (Guowen won 1-0), the young man push his machine in front as he was angry. In doing this, it will cause Guowen machine to move and knock onto Guowen. Zhiwei seeing this was damn angry. He work over to the young man. Then the young man taunted him ”Beat me lah”. As Zhiwei was going through puberty, i guess his temper also not very good hahaha, he gave him a hammer punch right on the head. I strongly believe till today that punch made the guy go a bit bonkers, cause the damage on Zhiwei’s knuckle was permanent till now.

The next thing that happen was this, the young man said :- ” you all wait here, i go find people.” Then he went around timezone arcade to find people to help him ‘’settle” his problem. No one really cared about him, until he met with some gang members of 417 which was the same gang as Junyuan. So the 417 gang members ask Zhiwei why he beat the young man, but Zhiwei told him ” I am Alan (Junyuan english name) friend.” Upon hearing this the guys beat up Zhiwei and Guowen (hahahahah no lah this is the personal joke running in our group). Upon hearing this, they didnt wanna bother about the young man.

In the end the young man found 2 big fellas. So the 2 big fellas ask Zw to go to the northpoint toilet which he went. Then i think at this point of time Gw called everyone i think. Then i went down but cannot find them. But also cannot blame me, last time no hp 1 lah. You think what! No pager also that time.

The 2 big fellas told Zw that since u beat up small kid then he must let the small kid beat him 3 times on the head back. So Zw agreed lah since also bo pian. Obviously the guy beat him also not pain lah hahaha.

So everytime when we see this guy, we will say kim jio bin lai liao hahahaa. Wonder how is he now? Sometimes i do wonder how are all these people doing.

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