Beaten

I had received numerous sms, msn and facebook messages regarding Liverpool’s victory over Manchester United. I am absolutely lost for words. No, not by the incessant taunts by Liverpool fans which I can’t reply (we have basically taunted them for a good 20 years, I’ll forgive them on this count), but rather on the insanity and irrelevance of their taunts.

Here goes the funny taunts I got:

”Manchester United can suck my dick, liverpool rocks!”

<RL> For starters, Manchester United does not have a mouth to suck your dick. The closest thing they have to a mouth is the gate leading to the field at Old Trafford. And I’m rather sure you will look stupid thrusting your hips at a gate thrice bigger than you.

If you liverpool fans insist that they rock after being perennial non champions then I might have to agree that they really sucks rocks. I must say you do manage your expectations well.

”Torres tore Manchester United apart! Who’s off form now!”

<RL> Agreed that Torres have basically tore Manchester United into shreds for the past 3 meetings. But maybe you might want to relax. Cause the only silverware Torres won is the player of the month! Even Lee Bowyer won that before, so yah. Regarding off form, even a fifth grader will know that  we are 4 points ahead of liverpool after this loss AND we still have a home game against you guys.

”This feels great! We don’t win the league its also ok! As long we have beaten Manchester United”

<RL> Now now, a case of sour grapes eh? Ask Steven ”I have never won the BPL” Gerrard if he had a choice, would he want the title but losing both the games against Manchester United. The answer is obvious.

It’s just like saying ” money is not important”. But it really is because you don’t have the money that is what money is not important _|_.

Action: *Celebrating like mad*

<RL> I really can’t be a sour grape and taking away this victory from Liverpool. But Reina celebrating as though he has won the BPL? What would he do if he won the BPL?? SHAVE his head ala Laurant Blanc? And for those who do not know, he does not have much hair to start with.

Some might argue that Liverpool was the greatest club ever in England. But how can that be? We won in 20 years what you had to do in more than 50years. We won every single cup and title with neutral fans agreeing we played in style. Liverpool? As what our resident commentator Mr Ong Kaili said: ” Their style is utterly BORING.”

Yes on Sunday they had beaten us fair and square, but did they really play well? In fact the game was rather scrappy.

I remembered reading Liverpool fans telling Manchester United fans to come back after winning 18 titles. We have. Do visit us when you won 1.

To The Tune of Oh my Darling Clementine:- ”Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,

Put the scousers on the top.

Put the city in the middle

And burn the f*ckin lot…”