Oh Wen

I have received a number of mails in my fan mail box. It seems my fans have been complaining about both the quality and quantity of my posts recently. But thing is, I’ve been suffering from writers block. And when you have writers block, nothings seems to come out from my brain. But today, makes for an emotional entry. A good time to have such a entry too, since thanksgiving day is just round the corner.

I had earlier promised to try to have a few entries on all my close ones. Sadly, I did not keep it up like many of my promises. But it is never to late to try to change, thus I will try to complete this ”mini” project. Today I will like to talk about someone I spoke to my gf about – Zheng Ah Boon.

It have always been on my mind, the next post on close ones will be for him, just that as I mention, I had writers block. But what triggered me now is because Huixin told me about how Mr Boon help her for my birthday surprise. And I was touch (all right all right, im not gay). So here goes……

The year was 1997, and I was looking forward to the first day of secondary school. I went to not so a good school, as my results were not good enough. Thus, somehow or rather I was prepared to meet a lot of crazy people. The first person I met was a certain Mr Ong Zhiwei, his cousin was same class with me in Primary school. Thus I use to see Zhiwei in my primary school bullying many kids smaller his size in the basketball court. But today’s topic is not on him so lets move on…

The second person I met was Mr Boon. He was as serious as you want him to be. With his hair comb to the side, and the all white uniform, he could have pass off as a Rafflesian.

In life, it is somehow base on fate. Whom you meet etc. So as we were in the same class, we bonded. From Manchester United to soccer to copying of math assignments. He was the man whom will definitely finish his homework and he was also the man who will surely let us copy. And copy we did, exactly the same, till the teacher know obviously what was going on. So as a country previously conquered by Japan, we improvised. We purposely copy and did some silly mistakes so as also not to sabo Guowen. We were too good for the teachers, weren’t we?

As Guowen was more guai (at least the teachers thought so), he was elected class monitor. He was my class monitor for 4 bloody years. What i strongly remembered was, he had a file which he had to mark attendance for every lesson. So he had to draw those small lines to show ”tick” whoever was present or not present. Thinking back, it was rather tedious, but then again, as what a type of person he is, he did it with responsibility. Even when I was late, he also will mark me late #$@#%#@%#!.

Secondary school was really great fun. We climb back gates, kick soccer, played basketball, failed maths, give nicknames to people, laugh at people. Just for laughs, the image of Guowen in secondary school was him with his green outdoor bag and a pile of books in his hands binded by a yellow book binder. Though he was often laugh at or disturbed by yes, he was more or less wan de qi (can play up). Of course he did got angry in secondary school days when we disturb him like siao, but I will put that to puberty. Though his during sec 3 sec 4 days, his hormones must have been raging hahaha.

So after we went of from secondary school, everyone had their own life. I came to know Chenghan and co, while Guowen also made his new friends. Luckily for us, we still kept in contact and met up now and then.

It was during army that we sort of drifted apart. I guess it is also because he went into army first, and we were still sort of enjoying life outside, thus we did not understand his difficulty in the army. This is because we tried to ask him out many times, but we got rejected often. The reason might be because 1) he had new friends or 2) he was really tired. But in the 2nd year of his army days, he was more relax and thus started to go out with us again.

I think Guowen is someone whom keep to himself more often than not. He is not someone who expresses his feelings freely. Cause Ive been waiting for him to say he loves me and give me ”only love” disc, but seems the wait have been fruitless thus far hahahaAHAHAHA. But jokes aside, I guess that is the way he is, and either as a friend you accept it, or you don’t.

There was 1 thing that have been my mind for a long time and that i really appreciate was when he was 1 of those that accompany me for  nearly everyday during my father’s wake. Not easy, because it was night till morning, night till morning.

Mr Zheng makes me laugh a lot and to be honest the talks have been rather enjoyable too.

Ok this post is like quite long, and my writers block syndrome seems to be kicking in. Let’s hope the friendship last and it’s strong enough to get over any huddles!

Guowen the Hokkien Ambassador: – ”*Cannot be printed*”

My Thoughts

I have officially decided yesterday that I will never be over helpful to any of my friends. Actually this topic have been far discussed between my dear friend, Chenghan, and me. Initially I was against his idea of a matching theory, but after thinking for a good 2 months, I realise I could not find much fault with what he have said.

In a normal capitalism market, you pay for what you get. Meaning there is a trade done by party A and party B. Party A may produce a product which part B is happy with, so party B will part with his cash and give it to Party A. The product gives a level of happiness in B and the cash will also give a level of happiness in A. So in short, both of them are happy, cause they exchange something. 1 gave and 1 got a return.

In relationship it is the same. When you give something, you expect something in return. When there is no returns, you will feel unappreciated.

Many of you guys reading my blog are either my primary school, sec school, JI, work friends. So to put it rather bluntly and in your face – this blog entry is for you. Of course that does not mean if you are reading this, means that you have irked me.

I’m not angry when I think of it, more of disappointed. There are so many so many incidents. But if I voice out the incident, no matter if it is right or wrong the other party would be offended. Maybe because of pride or ego. But people tend to be defensive when criticised.

I don’t want to harp much on what happen recently or before. I repeat myself, its a cumulative thing. I don’t want to shock anyone with my actions in future, thus I will list down the things I will NOT do anymore. If anyone do not understand, or do not agree, think about it, which friend have been more steady than me. I dare to say it in any of my friends face, more often than not, I most steady. If you do not think so, maybe a lot of things you have forgotten or maybe you just thought it was ”easy” to do. Or maybe you thought that I SHOULD do it.

And it’s not I meant to be fair all the way. Or does it mean im being gei gao. Its really about being know how to ”cho lang (hokkien)”. I really don’t see it.

The Randy-will-not-do-anymore list to the not deserving:

1) I will not fetch anyone to anywhere unless super on the way.

2) KL trip being the last trip that I consolidate or organise any events (includes friday, saturday, sunday outings).

3) I will not offer to pay first. Definitely.

4) I will not treat anyone anymore.

5) I will not give my 2 cents.

Actually in fact, as you can see where im coming from, im really not interested anymore to go out. I will only go if i enjoy it, and not to maintain a relationship. Unless the other party whom  ask me out have wanted to maintain a relationship with me. If not i will only go if i know i will enjoy myself.

I really think that I have wasted my time on some group of friends. In fact, I felt i spend so much effort in maintaining these relationships that I neglected people whom are appreciative of me. In fact I will go as far to say that not only did i try maintaining my friendship with my own friends, i also tried to maintain friendships of my friends. As in I hope friend A will have a good relationship with friend B.

Ok have nothing much to say already. Comments have been deactivated cause I do not want to go into any debate. As I mention, I thought for a good 2 months. And in these 2 months, I start to look out at how everyone acted in every situation. Really disappointing. Fact is humans are very selfish people, very very disappointing.

”Causes Stain, Stay Away!”

Rich Uncle Char Siew

Now now, everyone knows I have a very close relationship with this wanker over here. I don’t know why but I sort of link him to the monopoly man with the top hat. Wonder is it because he use to put it as his msn display picture. I think everyone knows who I am talking, but still may I present to you,  Cai Chenghan.

Of course we have many incidents that I remember, be it good or bad, it all comes in a package which eventually moulds a friendship out of it. I will name 2 incidents, 1 good and 1 bad, might not be memorable to all of u but it is to me.

There was once, thinking of it sometimes makes me cringe, the lads were planning to go to my place to stay overnight. We were taking the mrt and everyone was happily chit chatting and stuffs. Suddenly Cch decided that he wanted to go home. And being a young rebellious chap, I was a angry man. I was angry like Eminem, so I blurted that ”please do not say anything that you are not able to fulfill”. Maybe I should not have been for direct, and of course I felt guilty after that being a church boy like me. But best friends doesnt hold grudges, in fact we laugh about it and tried to improve the friendship amongst the lads. Rule of the thumb in the future was that, if we could not promise something, then we do not promise it. Lesson learnt.

Next, a good incident, which is a bit blur except for a small part (this small part is important, just like you readers dick, SMALL but important). I totally forgot where we were heading to, and I totally forgot who’s car we were in. In the midst of a conversation, we talk about friendship. About whom we thought we were closer with. I didnt really think too much into who I am close with or not during that time. But i remembered Cch look me into the eye (he started seducing me since young), and said ” I have always thought that you were the bestest with me, closest too, maybe the feeling isnt mutual, but I’ve always thought this way on my part”.

Being a person whom is shy to express my emotions, i said something along the line of ”don’t be gay lah!” But this part got me thinking about who I am really close to, and whom I will be happy having a cup of coffee at the age of 70. In fact now and then I still think of this conversation, which makes me happy (all right, i love him too).

We are sort of clones. In a way, our mind, or way of thinking/process is about the same. His sister pass away at a young age, and I know though he didn’t mention it, it tore him inside. Something which I can relate cause we are both people who don’t like to owe people. So most of the times, we keep it in our hearts. And being people who really value 感情 a lot, we always think of people who matters.

As I have mention we are similar in many ways, another 1 is the feeling of wanting to make our parents proud. Cch have strong principals, something which I obvoiusly lack (if everything the same then knn I might as well marry him!). This strong principals and ethics is something that is taught well by his parents. Of course which is also something I respect a lot (together with that huge penis of yours).

He is also counted as the same religion as me. And he also always like a good prayer. His mum frequents the temple a lot just like my mum. And his dad never fails to have a wager on the weekends, just like my dad.

Sometimes he gets a little piss off when people are lazy or people make lousy decisions in life. I guess sometimes we got to accept that there are many people from different walks of life. We learn to ”live and let live”. Pull the reins on being impatient, you will be an even better person.

The only thing that I bemoan is that we don’t really spend enough time together (I swear im not trying to be gay). But of course with work, family, and the lack of me being able to provide sexual service, we meet lesser. Still we try to keep it at once a week to catch up or to just talk nonsense.

Generally we had so many good conversations that, though this may say cliche, but 1 blog is really not good enough to finish everything about this guy.

We feel that we both owe each other a debt, which in Cch’s theory, it is 1 of the factors of a good friendship (agreed). I hope in years to come, this friendship will still blossom, and hopefully it blossoms into something good, with a money tree on it.

Cch to Grandpa Simpson : ”Life is just like a utility curve, you must see which activity/ actions derives you the most joy out of it..”

The Young Ones

You know Singapore is a very boring country, most of the time we got nothing to do. But still as the saying goes, it is the company not the location.

But good things comes in pairs doesn’t it. The weekend I recently spent was really great. I had good company (the usuals), and we went to a chalet together for 3 days 2 nights. Of course it was rather tiring. Woke up early and slept damn late. But it’s well worth it. As usual there were many many funny incidents to laugh about when we grow old, there were also a lot of lessons to learnt. Someone said to be, not to be too hard on myself. I guess I can’t change this, I still try to be a better person as best as I can. So learning of lessons via games, or via looking at how people react in a situation helps me to improve myself. Ok enough of myself, I bet the lads got tired listening to me too haha.

First day: We met at Kallang at the afternoon. Luckily for me, the brothers with the answers waited for me before they started their food tour. So I met Cch, Hx, Guowen, Yj, Mf, Zw at Kallang open carpark. And onward we went to a coffeeshop selling prawn mee at the Geylang area though we wanted to have wanton mee at kg arang rd but it was closed. The food was great, and the aunties seling the prawn mee were also friendly. I  manage to eat a lot again. Then we went to get some more food from katong. They sell those chocolate tarts which are really wonderful. At katong, I realise there were a lot of maid agencies. Most of the ”Maids” were sitting there and waiting for their future employers. Made me think how lucky we are to be able to even walk freely to use the toilet. They must be damn sian, sitting there and waiting for things to happen.

Anyways we headed to the chalet quite soon after that and just tried to settle down. Yj and the rest went about trying to prepare for the bbq. As for me, I can’t organise a bbq to save my life. Firstly, I can’t even start a fire. So yah, thanks to Yj and gang, we manage to have a good bbq. I must say the chicken ”bong” was great.

After that we started to play our amazing race. Everyone was rather tired by then, but still I must say everyone was sporting too. Amid the jokes and pranks, the competitiveness was still there. In the end, Cch’s team won. But I guess winning was not important, mostly having fun was the main point. After the amazing race, we went to ”bed”. We just slept anyway we could in the chalet, some slept on the floor, some on beds, some on mattress sheets while some adjusted their heads facing people’s ass (btw thats 1 of the best alarm clock).

Day 2: Everyone woke up around 9am. Of course our beloved miss Tai was the last, with the other girl of the group – Jy. Hahaha. So after they had done their make-up, we headed to food tour number 2. Kg Arang road’s wanton mee. But again it was closed. So we decided to settle breakfast at the pasat nearby. And I decided that since there was no kg arang Wanton mee, why not have it at the market. Luckily it was still acceptable and with a cup of coffee, cigerrette and newspaper, I call this LIFE.

At the market, had a decent chat with Kaili about ”Gold”, ”Oil” and the ‘’sleague”. I have always felt strongly about ”Gold” and ”Oil”, but I don’t have the money to put where my mouth is. Of course I have other reasons like, I’m not patient enough to wait. And the returns are really not good enough, in my opinion.

The ‘’sleague” is also something i feel strongly about. Anyway for people whom know me, i tend to feel strongly about being Singaporean or for China in general. Aside from Singapore bands though.

I feel that the sleague is just like a product. A product which obviously isn’t selling now. Sponsors are getting lesser, attendance are dwindling and people are slamming the sleague faster than you can  say ”Kanye West, you are a jackass”. I know for attendace to be good, there must be good players, and for players to be professional and motivated there must be more money. So it is sort of a chicken and egg problem. So I say, forget the chicken, forget the egg, let’s not argue whether which should come first. We should focus more on the problem, ask question of ourselves on how the sleague can be better. Ask people for money to make the sleague better, cause this game is simple to play, to attract crowds, first you need to entertain them. Many other ways, which I might write in another post when I have the mood =)

So after another good breakfast, we went to a temple to pray. We went to the famous Loyang Tua Pek Gong. I think together with Bugis street Guan Yin temple, they are the 2 most famous temples in Singapore. Nearly everyone said a prayer or 2 and we were off to the chalet. Once back to the chalet, we decided to play some ball games. Captain’s ball was the name of the game. Unluckily, Hx injure her finger by trying to ”poke” away Kaili with her pinkie.

For lunch we went to have Mr Chicken rice at downtown east, this was also surprisingly very good (925 still win). Then at night some of the lads played video games/ mahjong/ watch soccer and it sum up our night.

I enjoyed the chalet, not the food, games, mahjong, and definitely not the stuffy toilet. I enjoyed the company. The planning that everyone contributed. The funny or lousy jokes that Alan cracked. The snoring of Zw, to let me know that I’m still alive. The fartingof Kaili on Gw (in you face!). The swollen finger of Cch which will make Dr Love bow in shame. The Ryan Giggs watch wrapped around Gw’s hands.

What more can you ask for, if God gave you 10 good friends. You ask that it’s not the last supper.

Sometimes we look up the sky and asked : ”Why me.” I stopped doing that. I didn’t ask, God have no time to answer our various questions. I said ”Just bring it.”

BFF

This is a special request from one of my ardent fans. And since I am known not to discriminate against ugly/pretty/fat/short/tall/small/big/long, i will accede to the request. We all know what happens when you reject something spoken from the mouth of the north – Huixin.

I was told to write about her, which I think that, a blog entry would be deem unfair to her. But still here goes…

A petite and pint size girl. Short hair. Sometimes wear glasses, sometimes she don’t. Likes to whine a lot. Likes to speak at an ultra fast speed whereby only people whom have known her long enough will be abletocatcheverysinglewordthatshehavesaid.

But as the saying goes, every book have 2 sides, every fence and each end, every magnet have 2 poles (ok this don’t make sense). In the spunky young girl that you see everyday, I would say she is first and foremost intelligent. I don’t use this word on many people, I guess only a special few have be dubbed intelligent by me. It’s not to difficult to know that she is intelligent from the way she works. From being an executive to m-a-n-a-g-e-r now. I would not say it is an easy feat. Some people whom i know have work for a far longer time but does not command what she does now. Of course we don’t judge people by how much they earn, but at least in my book of judgement, i tend to look at monetary more often than not. Still its my blog, so haters please log off (Peter Chao LOL).

But working intelligently at work does not always relate to real life. I guess in part it’s because of her bf. In some ways her bf allows her be how she is, and after a certain period of them it will be like ”normal”. I wouldnt go as far as saying it is wrong, but still, i feel can be better. But if it works for her bf, then hell yeah, it works for us. All in all, as Hx is our first degree friend, i would have to say, since she is treated well by her bf, we should be happy for her. Think about it, if she had a violent bf, would u be more worried? But in any case, she have not done anything to make me feel that she warrants an immediate red card.

To rewind it a little, during secondary school days, i use to talk to her a lot on the phone. It was really like a lot. I don’t remember how we started talking on the phone but I guess Randy talks to anyone who doesnt have the male anatomy. I still remembered it is actually the same as present, i will always bug her to introduce girls to me. And if my memory didnt fail me, she introduced a lady from YTSS. As you can see, her lousy track record started since secondary school days.

There is something which I am concern about. It is the way she is concern to how other people see her. I have realise a few times she is always worried about how people view her. This is how I view other people’s 2 cents on me. If it is constructive, I will listen, absorb and change. If it is non constructive from someone whom have a narrow heart, I will listen and flush it off. Of course in the midst of the above, there will be questions and answers. But I will not take it too harshly. I will only take comments very seriously from 3 types of life form, 1) My family 2) My close friends 3) God. I guess this is only because these are the life forms whom I cherish and feel are important. It’s like, we actually live for our family and close friends don’t we. So Miss Tai, learn to realise that you can’t please everyone in the room. Just be yourself, as I always say, it’s lonely at the top.

There is more to talk about. As I have said a blog entry is not enough to compile all that must be said. If anyone else want to know more about her, give me a call =)

”Friends ask why you are crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.”

KL Trip To See Manchester United

All right i’m baccckkk. Back to reality of a 5 day work week haha. But hey after having fun its time to get back to work. But still I want to write about this trip to KL. Short it may be but it was fun nonetheless.

Over the weekends, I went with Ryan, Chenghan, Gabriel to KL to watch Manchester United play Malaysia. Of course who cares about Malaysia, it was Man United we were there to see. Ryan was very nice to plan the whole trip, and he drove us all the way up to KL. I think it was not easy to drive such a long distance, so yea, very much appreciated.

The trip was simple, we will be watching the game on Saturday and the rest of the time is like eating or shopping. We didnt do any shopping, but we really did ate. I don’t remember much of the names of the stuffs we ate but the mee tai bak was the 1 that takes the pie for me. It was damnn good, even typing about it now makes me hungry. Of course the food in these places are quite ”dirty”, aiya but fark it, not as though we mind. Nothing funny or amazing happen, but i would say i had lots of fun. Maybe because we are close friends so it’s more enjoyable. Everyone did their part and I feel the trip didnt have much of a hiccups. The only thing was that we didn’t go for the massage but then again, Im not really into massages, so im cool about it. We did go to a ”health club” to enquire. But yea you guess it, it was those sleazy health club. The guy in charge also had a sense of humour. He said something like, ”what you guys want? Girl? China girl? Local? Man? Animal? Everything also can, cause my name is Ken.” HAHAHA. Like wtf, then he gave us his name card, name written on it – KEN!

Anyway we only stayed 1 night, and i don’t know is it i really very tired or what. I slept very very well. It’s those deep sleep whereby after sleeping for 5 hours, i felt damn shiok. And i think the rest of the lads can accept my snoring so the good news is we can sleep together again for the next trip!

As usual, Ryan was up to his usual antics. Always mickeying around and making us laugh. He was sodomise by the ”eclipse” sweet box, for awhile. He didnt really seem to like it though, as he didnt ask for it again.

On the game, the stadiam we went to was Bukit Jalil stadium, Not too bad a stadium I would say. But nothing too great either. It’s about the same as the national stadium, but just newer. Not much state of the art stuffs i would say. The good thing about the stadium is, you can smoke in the stadium haha. and imagine the game was at 530pm, we were there at about 3pm. And about 50000 people, so we squeeze like dog in a stadium under the hot sun and with cigarette smoke. Shiok right. But its ok lah, I still feel it is acceptable. We also got quite close to the players, cause we sat at the second row. Berbatov is huge, Anderson is also quite stout. Johnny O Shea is also damnn big size, so too is Rio. The rest is like what you expected. Actually i was quite surprise of the height of O Shea, he is really quite tall. And to be tall and able to move well is a feat by itself.

All in all it was a good trip. I don’t think each of us spend much either. We should really do this more often man. Maybe should have really gone for the sleazzzy fun hmmmm…..

Just Wanted To Remember

Just had a good 3 hourse of chat with Cch and Yj. Hope everything goes well. Huat!

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I still remember few years back i was chatting with Chenghan though i doubt he remember haha. We were chatting about our luck. Throughout our numerous conversation of luck, he was always the unlucky 1 and i was always the lucky 1. I still remember we both agree that 2008 which was the year of the Rat, is the year we going to make it. At the back of my mind, from that day on, i was looking forward to the year of the Rat to ”make it” if Cch. Fact is, 2008 is the worst year of my life (don’t ask, i won’t say, but however God wants to make it difficult for me – bring it on).

On the topic of luck between Cch and me. He was the one always unlucky. I hate to say this but yes i felt that he had really bad luck. Whenever something with a 50 percent chance to go either way, he seems to always kanna the bad way. While i admit, when talking about luck i was always on top. I suppose in some ways, God is fair, you win some you lose some. He can’t let you win in everything. Chenghan, im not berating you, im just taking you as an example if you don’t mind and i know you won’t. This year i have been extremely unlucky, i hate to blame it on luck. I use to tell people who wish me good luck that ”no i don’t need luck, the opponent does”. 9/10 times i win. I call this ability, some people call it luck. But because i’m so unlucky this year, i got to say that without luck, i think i’m nothing. Roy Keane said in his biography (Guowen where is my book!), ”you match your opponent, tooth for tooth, leg for leg, spirit for spirit, and then true ability will show.”  I cant say i didnt do the above, but still i don’t see results. What i see is problems after problems. Anyway to end this silly passage, i hope Cch and my luck change for the better =)

Ok next thing i want to mention is about my birthday celebration on Sunday 7 December. I celebrated at St James (Mono). Cch was kind enough to do all the planning though i know these days he quite sian. Thanks for that mate. So I reach at around 11pm, there were quite a lot of people that came. So was quite happy lah. I mean i guess everyone had a great time judging from the comments that everyone gave. But there was 2 factor that made this day a day to remember. 1) Alcohol which got the mood going. 2) Uncle Boon. To say the Guowen (Boon), was the livewire of the party was an insult to him. He was THE party. Without him i guess not everyone would laugh so much. Of course i appreaciate the fact that Guowen was not shy and made an effort to entertain everyone, whether that was alcoholic induced behaviour we should not think about it hahaha. Even when i’m driving and then i imagine Guowen going ”I wonder if you know, how they live in Ang Mo Kio, beep beep beep”, I can’t help but laugh my ass off. Guowen you very stress in school is it? hahaha.

The other thing which made this day a happy day was seeing many people turning up. Of course as usual Ryan king gave excuses to excuse himself to a nightspot. But excluding him and Kaili, everyone turn up. Nowadays to have the whole gang coming out is more difficult than Singapore qualifying for the world cup.

I totally enjoyed myself. Though i’m not the type who seems that i enjoy myself. Cause i prefer to stand by a side to see how people react. I enjoy this more than partying actually. And i’ve been amuse by many a stranger.

Thanks everyone for that birthday. I’m still waiting for the videos from Weeboon. I will let my whole family see hahahahaha. Sorry Boon, my sister very interested to see you perform. HAHAHAHAHA.

Istanbul? Is This Mister Boon?

Ok this is going to be short, but since this incident made me laugh my ass off, im going to write it for memories sake.

A few of us went to Wala Wala a few months back. Wala Wala is a pub in Holland village. Its like a chill out place. I think that day got Zhiwei, Chenghan, Guowen, Gabriel, Youjun and me.

The tv there was playing Liverpool versus AC Milan Champions league final which was at Istanbul. Then a group of angmo girls seated in front suddenly turn around and talk to Guowen. Ok this is what i heard from the lady’s mouth : ” Are you Mister Boon?” Hahahahahahahahaahaha. I tell you, im laughing while writing this all right.

Then after their conversation we all damn excited, then we ask Guowen ”wah girls wanna know u ah”. Then i can remember his cock face defending himself saying ” she ask me, is this istanbul? (referring to the game on tv)” HAHAHAHAa. So we keep suan him that ”dun bluff” etc…

Hahahaha really funny friends i have.

Kim Jio Bin ( Banana Face )

Hahaha, yes some of you are laughing, you know whats coming right. This is a secondary school story. I was not present (i tried ok). But it is quite funny and stupid story. I can only write what i can piece together, so if the man in the story wanna add any comments, please let me know.

During our sec 1 and sec 2 days, we always go time zone. During our sec 3 and 4 thereafter we always go Golden Village fun land. Why ? Because legend has it that, small time gangster go timezone, when you promoted or know more people then you will dare to go funland. So while in rome, we’ll live like the romans. Sounds stupid, but secondary school what the hell you expect hahaha.

On 1 fateful day, Guowen and Zhiwei went to timezone. While the rest of us stayed at home. I forgot why we didnt go, but there suppose be only 1 reason – GIRLS! hahahaa. Ok anyways, in the arcade usually we only play 1 game. Its called Virtua Striker, nearly every version we also good at it. And i mean really good. Stringing those unbelievable number of wins. So Guowen was playing virtua striker and a young man challenge him. When the game left about 10 seconds and Guowen was leading 1-0, Guowen had a throw in. He didn’t press throw straight away, cause he wanted to waste time (which was quite lame, cause by his standards he would have won anyways). So the young man can be heard spewing vulgarities. Just to add, all along while Guowen was playing, Zhiwei was standing behind him.

The virtua striker machines is position this way. The challenger would not sit beside each other. They will sit opposite each other. If you been to arcades you will get the picture. So when the virtua striker game ended (Guowen won 1-0), the young man push his machine in front as he was angry. In doing this, it will cause Guowen machine to move and knock onto Guowen. Zhiwei seeing this was damn angry. He work over to the young man. Then the young man taunted him ”Beat me lah”. As Zhiwei was going through puberty, i guess his temper also not very good hahaha, he gave him a hammer punch right on the head. I strongly believe till today that punch made the guy go a bit bonkers, cause the damage on Zhiwei’s knuckle was permanent till now.

The next thing that happen was this, the young man said :- ” you all wait here, i go find people.” Then he went around timezone arcade to find people to help him ‘’settle” his problem. No one really cared about him, until he met with some gang members of 417 which was the same gang as Junyuan. So the 417 gang members ask Zhiwei why he beat the young man, but Zhiwei told him ” I am Alan (Junyuan english name) friend.” Upon hearing this the guys beat up Zhiwei and Guowen (hahahahah no lah this is the personal joke running in our group). Upon hearing this, they didnt wanna bother about the young man.

In the end the young man found 2 big fellas. So the 2 big fellas ask Zw to go to the northpoint toilet which he went. Then i think at this point of time Gw called everyone i think. Then i went down but cannot find them. But also cannot blame me, last time no hp 1 lah. You think what! No pager also that time.

The 2 big fellas told Zw that since u beat up small kid then he must let the small kid beat him 3 times on the head back. So Zw agreed lah since also bo pian. Obviously the guy beat him also not pain lah hahaha.

So everytime when we see this guy, we will say kim jio bin lai liao hahahaa. Wonder how is he now? Sometimes i do wonder how are all these people doing.